Funny Pictures & Funny Images » Jokes http://www.funnybud.com Everyone's favorite website for funny pictures Thu, 01 Apr 2010 04:58:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 A Better Brain http://www.funnybud.com/jokes/a-better-brain.html http://www.funnybud.com/jokes/a-better-brain.html#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:51:17 +0000 John Smith http://www.funnybud.com/?p=1863 A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

]]> http://www.funnybud.com/jokes/a-better-brain.html/feed 0 Tried And Trusted http://www.funnybud.com/jokes/tried-and-trusted.html http://www.funnybud.com/jokes/tried-and-trusted.html#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:12:16 +0000 Funny Bud http://www.funnybud.com/?p=1828 A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.”

The banker said, “Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him.”

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